whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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