But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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