What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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