I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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