All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
do herpes really smell.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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