you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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