i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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