are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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