stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
