There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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