I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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