The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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