the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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