you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
