I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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