Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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