dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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