Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Randomize
