I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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