Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
