I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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