how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
My cat gives me a boner
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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