it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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