I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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