You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
