No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you would pick up someone in the library
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
