I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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