Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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