just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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