I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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