someone owes me an orgasm
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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