ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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