the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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