i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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