so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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