yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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