porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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