There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Will exercising make me less horny?
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