is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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