Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
