i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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