I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just want nice things and good sex
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
