did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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