I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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