HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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