Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
