Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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