found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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