I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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