This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
